Victorian Tumblr Themes
Crouching Vagina, HIdden Anus

sh4rki:

If there’s one thing I will never understand, it’s the front covers of textbooks.

“Gentleman, how can we best create a cover that displays the core concepts of chemistry and summarizes the contents of the subject?”

“Let’s put a guy with a surfboard on it.”

“Fucking brilliant, Jim.” 

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

natreidess:

hypohumper:

just when you think

chris pine’s eyes can’t squint any further

you see this

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i m p o s s i b l e

At this point I think he’s just taking mini-naps

or he’s a member of brock’s family

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chudobs:

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

chudobs:

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

thefrogman:


The first casualty of the buyout. 

thefrogman:

The first casualty of the buyout. 

myriadeppchan:

“Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara… I’m a fuckin’ princess!”  ― Gerard Way

myriadeppchan:

“Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara… I’m a fuckin’ princess!”
― Gerard Way

andratien:

lightsaroundyourvanity:

So the angels are expelled from heaven.

Metatron is running the show.

And there’s really nobody who can get up there to stop him.

EXCEPT

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If he can hack into Sam & Dean’s heaven, he can certainly hack into Metatron’s white room. He can even make a quick stop to flip Naomi’s power switch back on, and together they can be the swaggiest badasses to  ever save the pearly gated community.

OMG.  I want an Ash and Naomi team up to save the world fanfiction. 

reclist:

remember that night when we were quietly blogging and out of nowhere there was a post on mychemicalromance.com saying it’s been fun but bye

down-in-the-rabbit-hole:

toastbrains:

the Hannibal fandom is like those wealthy neighbours who just moved in next door and something just doesn’t seem right about them

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linpatootie:

veiledsentiments:

The Hannibal fandom is the creepiest, yet politest fandom ever. 

to be fair our motto is ‘eat the rude’

so

you know

xaynmalik:

#$wagfarewellreuniontour

foreveralone-lyguy:

troix:

foreveralone-lyguy:

internetexplorers:

change the world today by doing a thing

How much thing?

like 8 thing

That’s too much thing

castianity-and-kayleigh:

ohhmisha:

Found this on a bulliten board at school.

Unless you’re Adam

castianity-and-kayleigh:

ohhmisha:

Found this on a bulliten board at school.

Unless you’re Adam

narcimallows:

narcimallows:

smile and clap along
have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
beat-box
scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance
sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you
go up to the closest person singing and hug them until they stop. however long it takes. keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. bonus points for humming in their ear
start a mosh pit
striptease

#what about screaming ENCORE, #that always gets me places in life

narcimallows:

narcimallows:

  • smile and clap along
  • have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
  • beat-box
  • scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance
  • sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you
  • go up to the closest person singing and hug them until they stop. however long it takes. keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. bonus points for humming in their ear
  • start a mosh pit
  • striptease